Thursday, July 13, 2006

Safe or Just Bossy?

Recent declarations from the newest deputy for the Office of Public Safety:
  • Slow down! Don't drive so fast, mama.
  • Don't put too many cookies in your mouth. You might choke.
  • Slowly. Don't drink your water so fast.
  • Don't touch the candles, daddy. They might burn you.
  • Move the stool so you don't fall down.
  • Too hot! Put your food in the freezer for a little while.
It's like living with a mini Surgeon General - minus the extra salary.


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