Safe or Just Bossy?

Recent declarations from the newest deputy for the Office of Public Safety:

• Slow down! Don't drive so fast, mama.
  
• Don't put too many cookies in your mouth. You might choke.
• Slowly. Don't drink your water so fast.
• Don't touch the candles, daddy. They might burn you.
• Move the stool so you don't fall down.
• Too hot! Put your food in the freezer for a little while.

It's like living with a mini Surgeon General - minus the extra salary.