Just chant 'Diddy.'

Breaking news! "It's the era of Diddy." That's right. P. Diddy is dropping the P.

Diddy says,"I felt like the 'P' was getting between me and my fans and now we're closer." Amen, Diddy. I don't know if it was the P or the period, but you just seemed so distant - like I wasn't fly enough for you. Consonants can put a real strain on a relationship. That P was the third wheel.

And, it was confusing. You said,"I even started to get confused myself--and when I'd called someone on the telephone it took me a long time to explain who I was. Too long." The confusion is gone now. It's simple. "One word. Five letters. Period."

Thank you, Diddy. You seem so much more approachable, cuddly now. Cuddly Diddy. I just want to sit and hold your hand. Oh, come on, give me a hug.